Fan: “I want to know if I can give Ian a kiss.”

Ian: “I’m sorry I didn’t get it…”

Paul: “She wants to know if she can give you a kiss.”

Ian: “A kiss?”

Paul: “I think so. Or keys, maybe she wants keys. Do you want a key? Keys to your apartment, maybe. Keys or Kiss?”

Fan: “Kiss!”

Paul: “Oh, kiss. Alright. To the car or to the apartment?”

TVD - Spain Convention: Ian & Paul 

Paul: “I’m gonna ask you a question”

Ian: “Ok, you ask me a question.”

Paul: “How do you feel this morning?”

Ian: “I feel like I’m in a room full of women.”